Never pick sides, never choose between two
But I just wanted you, I just wanted you


okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

(via budweiner)



Park that car, drop that phone,
Sleep on the floor, dream about me

Now you’re all gone, got ya makeup on, and you’re not coming back.

(via tiny-ffffffox)


having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card! *uses library card to form lines of cocaine*

(via budweiner)